“If you’re single, keep your panties on.
If you’re married, take your panties off. We seem to have this backward in our society.”

A big thank-you to Susie Walther for her advice at our Ladies’ Brunch on Saturday. I loved that snippet so much, I thought I’d come up with some more:

If you’re single, keep your hands to yourself.
If you’re married, keep them on your husband.

If you’re single, keep dirty thoughts to yourself.
If you’re married, whisper them in your husband’s ear.

If you’re married, walk around in your birthday suit…unless the kids are home.

If you’re married, send your husband a suggestive text.

That’s all I got so far. Suggestions?

Thank you, Mandy, for more!


If you’re married be fixing dinner when your husband gets home and be wearing an apron, only an apron. (again if the kids aren’t home and don’t forget to turn off the stove so dinner doesn’t burn!)

If you’re single live to serve God
If your married live to serve your husband (and in doing so syou’ll serve God).

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Bethany Jett

Bethany Jett loves sipping coffee and jamming in her planner while raising three boys with her college sweetheart Justin.

May 29, 2012

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    If you're married be fixing dinner when your husband gets home and be wearing an apron, only an apron. (again if the kids aren't home and don't forget to turn off the stove so dinner doesn't burn!)If you're single live to serve GodIf your married live to serve your husband (and in doing so syou'll serve God).